Whose Side is He On?

16th October 1998 | By Betamax MacLeod

CANADA — A games night hosted on the world wide web once again turned in to a farce, when one contestant appeared to not understand the rules of the game.

Craig Allen Toastwell, who performs under the user name "The French Toast Kid", debuted the latest party games pack on his weekly internet television show. During one game, the contestants were split in to two teams and were tasked with completing a series of objectives.

With his team losing heavily, the French Toast Kid appeared to fraternise with the other team and pretend he had been part of the group all along, leading to commentator Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan excitedly shouting "Whose side is he on?!"

Toastwell appeared to be mortified and briefly hid off-camera, likely to search for a hole to swallow him up or to pick up the answers he had perhaps dropped on to the floor.

As the other team won and escaped the cave, the French Toast Kid made one last desperate attempt to smuggle himself out as one of the victors, but was held back by the cries and clutches of his abandoned team, as they shouted "French Toast, please!"

The host blamed his lack of knowledge in regards to the rules, stating he was given little time to prepare for that week's edition of his community night. Toast called them "confusing and rife with translation errors" and appeared to chastise his viewers for their insistence in playing the new ones instead of the "classics such as Quiplash, Blather Round or Joke Boat."

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